We had a feeling the wedding of Chanel Oberlin (Emma Roberts) and Chad Radwell (Glen Powell) wasn't going to end well, but we definitely didn't imagine it would end that badly, with Chad's dead body falling through the ceiling of the hospital chapel.
Sure, Chad was an awful idiot with no limit to how offensive and horrible he could be, and our love for him was complicated at best, but we couldn't help delighting in his beautiful face and love for all his dead frat bros.
We're also upset about his death because it kind of seems as if Dr. Brock (John Stamos) killed him, and if you can't trust John Stamos, who can you trust?!
Chad was completely convinced that Brock was a serial killer, thanks to the fact that he had the hand of a serial killer. Chad's big plan to fix this was to find a new hand donor for Brock, and swap out his murdery hand for a less murdery hand.
Chad was even willing to perform the hand transplant surgery himself, despite literally any other decision probably being a better one.
In the meantime, he and Brock continued their competition for Chanel. At first, she chose herself, but then Chad wrote up a pre-nup and proposed to her with the help of a mariachi band, and they decided to get married the next day. Zayday (Keke Palmer) and Number 3 (Billie Lourd) were bridesmaids, Number 5 (Abigail Breslin) was the doggy ring bearer, and Chad had even asked Brock to be his best man, since all Chad's bros were missing or dead.
We'll probably find out soon.
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Cassidy then realized that giving Number 3 an orgasm must be his purpose, but she was never quite in the mood. She was also kinda struggling with his cold dead skin, which he proved was truly cold by revealing his temperature to be 61 degrees.
Unfortunately for Cheri Oteri, she did not make it out of the hospital alive. As she was leaving, the Green Meanie sliced off her head, but ran away from Zayday, which is very curious.
The only real clue we got tonight came from a lotion mogul, who worked for the hospital during the Halloween party of 1986. He said that he's been getting phone calls from someone who knows about the bodies that were thrown in the swamp, and suspects it's the now 30 year-old whose father was one of those bodies.
So once again, we're in search of a former baby who's out for revenge...if we can get past mourning Chad Radwell.
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